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Hi. I'm Shippy, and I wanna make my audience so much better. So I've decided to actually read the Yeti manual to help me with that. That seems so boring. So to make it more interesting for me, I'm going to play with myself while I read it here in my bed.

It's just so warm from all the covers. I think it'll be so much fun if you listen to me because knowing that you're listening to me this makes touching myself so much more fun. Now the Yeti pamphlet. Is on a bit of a a bit of a flip paper. And, at first, I was really worried because it looked kind of long.

And then I realized that, half of it's in Spanish. So really, I only have to read a half of it. So my 1st page is, you know, a description of about how easy it is I mean, it really is easy. You just have to plug it into a USB port, and you're good to go. I I like how easy it is.

I use it with Audacity, but you can really use it with any sort of software. On page 1, there's getting to know …

Hi. I'm Shippy, and I wanna make my audience so much better. So I've decided to actually read the Yeti manual to help me with that. That seems so boring. So to make it more interesting for me, I'm going to play with myself while I read it here in my bed.

It's just so warm from all the covers. I think it'll be so much fun if you listen to me because knowing that you're listening to me this makes touching myself so much more fun. Now the Yeti pamphlet. Is on a bit of a a bit of a flip paper. And, at first, I was really worried because it looked kind of long.

And then I realized that, half of it's in Spanish. So really, I only have to read a half of it. So my 1st page is, you know, a description of about how easy it is I mean, it really is easy. You just have to plug it into a USB port, and you're good to go. I I like how easy it is.

I use it with Audacity, but you can really use it with any sort of software. On page 1, there's getting to know your Yeti. Triple capsule. Tools in an innovative configuration to enable great recordings in most any situation. This is pretty much a definition page, I guess.

An inventory maybe. Multiple pattern selection. You can quickly select from each of Yeti's 4 pattern settings. Stereo, cardioid, omnidirectional, biodegradional by simply rotating the pattern select or not. And it's really easy.

There's just, and there's buttons on the back, and you spin it around to put it on. It's so easy. Microphone gate. Use this knob to control the game, which is why it gains, in other words, the sensitivity. Oh, yeah.

These microphone elements begin recording with this knob centered. If you're experiencing digital distortion with a very loud sound source, just simply decrease the game counterclockwise. If you desire higher sensitivity, simply increase the gain by turning clockwise. Blue logo. Blue logo indicates the front of the microphone.

You know? Oh, this is a little distracting. Set screws turn each of these knobs clockwise to tighten and secure the microphone, at the desired angle. To remove from the included desk stand. Simply unscrew both set screws entirely while supporting the microphone with your, with your hand.

Carefully remove the Yeti microphone by lifting directly up I don't know if the disc's dead. At this rate, I might have a hard time not coming, when I think I'll I'll try to save that as my reward at the end. It's mute button slash status light. Press this button to mute the output from the microphone when the mute button is flashing, the microphone is muted, and no signal will be sent to the computer to end microphone muting. Simply press the button again, and the status light will eliminate solid during normal operation to indicate proper, proper function.

I I guess, at this point, you might be wondering what I'm using to play with myself. I'm afraid I don't have any toys right now. So I'm just I'm using my fingers. My forefinger and my middle finger, and they're just surrounding my clit. I'm slowly circling.

And sometimes I'll put my forefinger on the direct left side my clit is still over the hump and just use my little finger to kinda tweak it over and over. It just feels so good. Where were we? Headphone volume control. Easily control the volume of Yeti's headphone output by adjusting the volume knob.

No need to click through software menus to find the right headphone volume. That is pretty convenient. Headphone output. Yeti includes a standard 1 eighth headphone jack for monitoring and playback. Use YETI's headphone output to monitor your microphone recording in real time without latency delays, or use the Yeti as a headphone amplifier to reproduce music, movies, or tracks me computer with the incredible fidelity and detail provided by the dedicated headphone amplifier and high quality digital to analog converter.

USB connection. YETI connects to your computer with 1 simple USB cable. You just plug in mini USB small connector into the USB port on the YETI and plug the other end into an available USB port on your computer to perform at its best. Yeah, these should be plugged directly into a powered USB port. So avoid connecting through USB hubs or other USB multipliers.

And I guess go to the next page. Standard thread mount. If you would like to mount your Yeti to a standard microphone studio now. Remove Yeti from the included desk stand and thread in a standard threaded mount for maximum versatility. Getting started with Yeti after I have to slow it down.

I'm getting a little a little close knowing that you're listening to me kinda makes it harder to have self control. After unpacking your Yeti, rotate the microphone a 180 degrees. So if the blue logo and headphone volume control it is facing you. Tighten the set screws on the left and right of the base. After adjusting the microphone for your desired angle, connect the Yeti to your computer with the supplied USB cable, avoid plugging Yeti into USB hubs or multipliers.

Plug directly into your computer for best performance. See below for installation. Instructions for your operating system. For Windows Vista, I don't really have that. So gonna skip it.

Windows XP. Here we go. Plug microphone into the USB port on your computer using the provided USB cable. 1. From the start menu, select the control panel.

From the control panel, select the sounds end audio devices icon. Select the audio tab. Select YETI stereo microphone from the sound playback pull down menu, select the volume button within this play pack area. From this screen, you will want to adjust the microphone monitoring volume. And there is not a visible fader from microphone output.

Select properties from the options menu. Make sure the box labeled microphone. Within the shoe, the following volume controls window is checked. There's a a little side note. The microphone monitoring volume it's different than the microphone game control.

The microphone monitoring volume is the amount of sound from the microphone that is sent to your main computer. Output. The microphone input volume is the control that determines the amount of sound, from the microphone that goes into your computer. If the microphone input is distorting, the microphone input volume should be adjusted accordingly. From this screen, you will also want to adjust the computer's master volume as a starting point, set the computer's master volume to 100%.

Once you selected it, the Yeti as your output device, you can control you can control headphone volume with the volume not on the front of your Yeti. So select Yeti stereo microphone. From the sound recording pull down menu, select the volume button within the sound recording area. And it's getting harder now. I think I'll just, start sticking my fingers inside of me.

Oh, sometimes it's fun to just fingerfuck myself a little bit and get really wet. From the screen, you'll want to adjust the computer's internal microphone gain. Again, volume. The settings. As a starting point, set the microphone fader at about 80%.

If you wanna record something that is very loud, like drums or band practice, you'll wanna turn. We're setting damn. If you're recording something quiet like us right now, you may wanna turn this setting up. Select the I'll put oops. That's not what we wanna read anymore.

Oh, joy. I think we finally got to the interesting part. So what can I do with Yeti? In short, anything. Remember, there are no rules in recording.

Only guidelines. If it sounds good, then it is good. On the following pages, we've provided suggested uses and a description for each each of the recording modes, also known as patterns available, and how you can use them to get great results every time, if this all seems a bit much, just remember, you can always try recording or switching through each Let's let's see. Next, they have a a page that has, lots of pictures. And it starts with the pattern modes.

Let's see. The first pattern is stereo. And the pattern's steadying symbol is kinda like if you took 2 rings and put one slight over the other. I mean, if you if you turn it to the side, it it kinda looks look like the tits smooshed together. But, the source and direction 1st stereo, east side.

In the picture, it shows, it gets the sound from right in front, but it also takes the sound from either side. Let's see what what do I okay. I'm gonna switch it to stereo. No. You can hear it from both sides get you.

Let's see in the recording applications for stereo, I'm vocal, choir, and instruments. Next is, cardioid. The picture looks like, all kinda blunted heart on its side. And, the sound source direction just shows it, purely in front of you. And, the recording applications are podcasts, voiceovers, vocals, instruments.

That sounds just about perfect. So I'm actually going to switch it switch it back to that. There we go. It's, it's better now. Next we have, omnidirectional.

And, it's just a it's just a circle. And, the, the source seems to come from all 4 sides of the the microphone, which I could see being useful. Apparently, you put this, to use in a conference call. Field recordings and events like orchestras, apparently. Last 1 is bidirectional, and it's just 2 circles touching, and it just shows that it takes it from both the front and the back.

I like taking it from both the front and the back. And it's, recording applications. Our interviews, instruments, and vocal duets. And you know we have, the descriptions. Oh, the stereo description.

The stereo moon is great for capturing drink a realistic stereo image. To start, point the microphone at the sound source you want to court. In the front of the microphone is the side of a microphone with the blue microphone's logo, depending on the instrument and your sound that you want to achieve. Place the grill of the microphone anywhere from 2 inches to set your feet in front of the sound source. By centering the sound source, you will get equal amounts of signal in both the I have right channels.

If you want a little more of the signal in the right channel, move the sound source a little to the right side of the mic as if 1 is behind the microphone. And if you want a little more of the signal on the left channel. Move the sound source to the left as if you are behind the microphone. Alternatively, you can record everything as centered as possible and easily just the position when you're mixing the recording. If you want the sound in the right or left channel only, you should try using the carteroid, bidirectional or the omnidirectional setting.

And use your software to hard pan the sounds to the left or the right. So, actually, I think stereo, might be the way to go for ASMRs. Just what I'm trying to figure, right now. Cardioid description. Cardioid.

Oh, it's the most commonly used moo and can be useful in almost any situation, if you are recording vocals, podcasts, or a voice over, cardioid is likely your best choice when recording in cardioid. Sound directly in front of the microphone is picked up. All the sound at the rear and sides of the microphone is not picked up. Therefore, you will want to arrange the source directly in front of the microphone, cardioid will deliver the most direct, rich sound it will not offer as much airiness or presence of other recording. Omnidirectional description.

Directional means that the microphone picks up sound equally. From all directions, this setting is perfect for recording a group of musicians all playing at the same time. I'm recording a conversation between multiple parties around the room, a conference call, for any other situations where you want to capture the ambiance of being there. Because sound is picked up from all directions in this mode, the orientation of the microphone isn't crucial. But as a good rule of thumb, start by orienting the front of the microphone.

The primary sound source you wish to record and bidirectional. Bidirectional means that the microphone picks up sounds at the front and rear of the microphone while the sounds of the sides are rejected or not picked up. The bidirectional setting is very useful in achieving a nuanced, pleasant sound on recording musical instruments, and it's perfect for recording an interview with 2 or more yes. By placing the microphone between 2 or more subjects. Front of microphone facing one source.

Rear microphone facing another. You can achieve a natural sound without the complexity of using multiple microphones. Above all, feel free to experiment with Yeti's advanced capabilities to find your favorite zone. And if you want more tips, go visit the website. It's this.

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