Shibbys ritual for summoning a succubus

Alright. So you and I still wanna suck at this. Right? I've done some research on this for my, files so I thought I'd share. You seem so interested and you know, comment threads like this through one of my favorite parts of Reddit, let alone on my post.

Alright. Alright. Here's what you do. So on the first part Is you need to come to, draw the glyphs. You need a good bit of come, and it has to be very, very specific.

You're cum, of course. You are summoning a succubus just for you. That. Boy, you have to make it special. You have to flap to the pictures of 3 different women and it's really important that you are really attracted to all 3 because the Succubus that ends up being summoned with your come will look like a mixture of them.

So you masturbate to completion just looking at a picture of each of the women. Really focusing seeing your intent, your energy And you collect it all into 1 cup Which you have to air seal and refrigerate by the way And, The expiration date is only, like, 3 days for best effectiveness unless you want to end …

Alright. So you and I still wanna suck at this. Right? I've done some research on this for my, files so I thought I'd share. You seem so interested and you know, comment threads like this through one of my favorite parts of Reddit, let alone on my post.

Alright. Alright. Here's what you do. So on the first part Is you need to come to, draw the glyphs. You need a good bit of come, and it has to be very, very specific.

You're cum, of course. You are summoning a succubus just for you. That. Boy, you have to make it special. You have to flap to the pictures of 3 different women and it's really important that you are really attracted to all 3 because the Succubus that ends up being summoned with your come will look like a mixture of them.

So you masturbate to completion just looking at a picture of each of the women. Really focusing seeing your intent, your energy And you collect it all into 1 cup Which you have to air seal and refrigerate by the way And, The expiration date is only, like, 3 days for best effectiveness unless you want to end up summoning a succubus who looks like Danny DeVito got thrown into the mix. This. Next, you have to make a paintbrush from your pubic hair. I know it sounds gross, but trust me.

Once you have a succubus, you'll be breaking all sorts of taboos. And you use the paintbrush and you dip it into your cum And then you draw this special glyph around your belly button. I'm afraid I'm so bad at drawing. A diagram wouldn't be much use coming from me. But You take an ankh and a pentagram and the female symbol, and you draw them all kind of on top of each other together.

Liberally draw this with your comb. You know, thicker is better than thinner as every line is important. And if it gets washed out by other bits that come, that's just fine. The intent is there. The, the energy.

And that's what really drives the ritual. Now to finish the ritual And summon the succubus, you must get your cock fully erect. And without touching it, move your hips So the whole cock is rotating around in a circular motion. Do this for as long as you can. It shows the succubus you'll have the stamina to be worth her time.

And, right when you're getting to the limits of your endurance, and you think you can't do it much longer there. While your cock is still performing the sacred motions, you must repeat these words 5 times. Chant them slowly. Feel the essence of them escape your limbs. I'm Ipse, Circomito, that.

So you chant that 5 times, and if you did everything right, And you get your very own succubus.