[F4M] The Riddle of the Catgirl [Catgirl] [Fantasy] [Mythology] [Possible humor][Script Fill]

Adventure. Where do you think you're going? No. I'm not down there. Try looking up to the top of this pedestal Right where I belong.

There. There you go. Now if you wish to collect the treasure, you must successfully answer the riddle of the sphinx. No. I'm not a sphinx.

That much should be obvious. Sphinxes have the bodies of lions In the face of humans. I have the face of a human and the body of a human. But I also have cat ears, a cattail, And some pretty wicked claws. Well, more fingernails that are pretty sharp, But they could give you a pretty good scratch.

Fortunately, I have this sword which is, considerably sharper. But to summarize, I am not a sphinx. I am a catgirl. My uncle is a sphinx, though, and he got me this job. Well, one of my jobs, but the other one is a secret.

But this one is boring. I just sit around on this pedestal all day and wait for someone to come along so I can ask them Stupid riddles. Then they get them wrong and I have to kill them. In your case, That would be a shame, since you actually …

Adventure. Where do you think you're going? No. I'm not down there. Try looking up to the top of this pedestal Right where I belong.

There. There you go. Now if you wish to collect the treasure, you must successfully answer the riddle of the sphinx. No. I'm not a sphinx.

That much should be obvious. Sphinxes have the bodies of lions In the face of humans. I have the face of a human and the body of a human. But I also have cat ears, a cattail, And some pretty wicked claws. Well, more fingernails that are pretty sharp, But they could give you a pretty good scratch.

Fortunately, I have this sword which is, considerably sharper. But to summarize, I am not a sphinx. I am a catgirl. My uncle is a sphinx, though, and he got me this job. Well, one of my jobs, but the other one is a secret.

But this one is boring. I just sit around on this pedestal all day and wait for someone to come along so I can ask them Stupid riddles. Then they get them wrong and I have to kill them. In your case, That would be a shame, since you actually look kinda cute. Very human, at least.

But a job's a job. Right? So here's the riddle. Human, Are you ready? What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?

No. Take your time to think it over. This is a very important riddle. Oh, You think you have an answer already? Hit me with it then.

Man, That's your answer. That's stupid. How is that the answer to the riddle? Really? A crawling baby in the morning, a man in the afternoon, and an old man with a cane in the evening is kind of a stretch, don't you think?

I mean, I was pretty specific, Gal, about this all being in one day. You're overthinking this. You see, the answer was me. In the morning, I'm usually suffering from a big catnip hangover, So I'm crawling all over the place. In the afternoon, I finally feel alive enough to walk around.

And then in the evening, I'm a stripper. That's my secret job. I'm really good at working the pole, which is Basically, the 3rd leg. See? Simple.

It is too a valid answer. Maybe the stripper pole counting as a leg in the evening is a stretch, but so is the cane for the old man. To be fair though, my answer does require that you actually knew I worked as a stripper, which is Knowledge you didn't have. My uncle said I have to kill you at this point, but I'm really hating this job. It's boring, unlike my night job.

Sure. I get to meet interesting guys in both jobs, but with this one, I have to kill them all. Well, I'm just gonna throw out the 1st riddle then. If my uncle doesn't like it, he can fire me, or he can sit on his own damn pedestal all day. But this is the only 2nd chance you get.

Okay? So here goes. Listen now, handsome, to my rhyme. And give me the answer in due time. What do us catgirls love the most and do very well?

That's no boast. Standing, lying, or on all fours. Outside, inside, behind closed doors. Giving to us the greatest pleasure. Answer no, and win the treasure.

So Don't overthink this one like before. It's very simple, really. It's something that catgirls would find fun to do. Something that we could do indoors or outdoors. Standing up or lying on our backs or on our hands and knees.

You know this. Least I hope you do. Sex. Oh, sorry. It's dry here.

I think something I caught in my throat. So did you have an answer? Sex? Yes. Hooray.

You're so very smart for a human. Now I don't have to kill you. You get my treasure, which, by the way, is sex. Well, sex and some gold and pretty rocks and other stuff. Not anything really nice, like a ball of string or catnip or some yummy fish.

Take all the useless stuff, and then I'm basically out of a job, Which is a good thing. I'll do the stripper thing full time because it pays way better. But first, in the sex. And maybe after too. I'm not supposed to sleep with the guys at the club, and I've always killed the adventurers who came by during the day.

So It's been forever since I got laid. I'll just jump down from up here. Oh. Now that I see you up close, you're kind of adorable. Not in the same way that I am, but still pretty good.

All kinds of muscles and stuff under that armor. You might have been a challenge to kill had you failed to answer that last riddle. But that wouldn't have been any fun. Well, maybe a bit of fun. I would've disarmed you like this.

Then I would've chased you around and maybe slashed the tendons in one leg so you couldn't get too far. I could've dragged it out for hours if I was bored, which I was. I'm always so incredibly bored at this job. I probably only would've killed you when the end of my shift was coming up, which would be hours away. Well, I guess it's a good thing we're just going to have sex then, isn't it?

Now let's help you out of that armor, shall we? I could rip it off, but when I do that, body parts or internal organs tend to come along with it. So I'll very carefully help you with the fastenings and buckles and all the other stuff holding it on. My fingers are very nimble, so we'll have that off of you in no time. There.

Well, hello, beefcake. Hiding all of that under the armor seems like a waste. I mean, just look at me. I have a great body with perky breasts and cute legs, so I barely wear anything. There's not really a dress code here.

Sphinxes are normally naked, but A catgirl's gotta be a little modest. Right? You can't be showing everything you've got, whether it's as a regular catgirl or when I'm working at the club. But do you know the best part of wearing clothes? Don't worry.

This isn't a riddle. The best part of wearing clothes is And then you get to take them off. So let me take off these gloves for you. I've got the entire Egyptian theme going with my outfit since I'm standing in for a sphinx. You don't even need to tip me or anything for taking my clothes off.

Just, watch me as I take this Off my top. It's mainly there so you can't technically see my breasts, But it is still kinda see through when you get close, and the nipples tend to poke against the fabric. But it's off now. See? I told you I had the body of a human girl.

Of course. You can only confirm the parts that you can see, and so far, you haven't seen my pussy. I I feel kind of strange calling it that. Human girls call it that. It feels a bit redundant to call mine a pussy too.

But then again, it is cute And furry, and warm, and it loves to be petted. So I guess that name is good enough. So Do you wanna see it? Of course you do. All men do.

And you won the privilege, fair and square. Well, more or less, but we won't quibble over that. I just need to take off this really short skirt, and then these panties. There you go. Pussy just as good as what a human girl would have.

Even better, really, Because it's attached to me. And in a few minutes, it can be firmly attached to you as well. But we need to get the rest of your clothes off, pumpkin. It's like unwrapping a present. I suppose it would go much faster if I didn't feel the urge to wrap up against you I took off the rest of your clothes.

I'm just marking you with my scent. It will let any other cat girls know that you're taken, but it will also keep away any of the other monsters around here. Call it my gift to you. Well, one of my gifts. I don't think you're minding me rubbing against you anyway.

At least not judging by how high your cock is. No. There's another funny word. Cock makes me think bird, which makes me think it's something to be eaten. And I guess it is, in a way.

Or at least it's something to put in my mouth. Like this. Don't worry sweetie. I won't bite. At least not this thing.

I'll just suck at and look at And stroke you with my hand. Mhmm. I bet you weren't expecting this when you set out on your adventure. But you seem to be really glad it's happening. Yes.

Go ahead and wrap your fingers in my hair, but mind the ears. They're very sensitive. Bring up my most sensitive part. Not by a long shot. That part is my pussy.

My cute little catgirl pussy. I'm moving it right now even as I suck your cock. It's not easy with this claw like fingernail spot. I usually manage to make it work. I don't even need to make myself cum today though.

That's what you're here for. Speaking of which, let's get to the part where you claim your treasure. By claiming me. No. I do like it any way I can get at it.

Standing, lying, sitting, whatever. But today, I'm in the mood for doing it on my hands and knees, kiddie style. I'll get in that position right now. Kneeling on the ground in front of you. Bent over nicely for you.

My cute little bottom offered up to you. My tail just swathes over my body, Almost hypnotizing you as it moves back and forth in excitement. No. Fall to your knees behind me as if you're going to worship my pussy. My kind are worshiped in Egypt.

Best is my great grandmother, actually, so there's a little bit of goddess in me. But what I really want Is for there to be a whole lot of man in me. So take that lovely saliva soaked cock of yours Push it up against my wet pussy. Good. My tail moves faster as my excitement grows, but You're getting excited too.

It's not every day that a human gets to screw a catgirl, especially one as cute as me. Now grab onto my hips and see if you can make this catgirl purr. Yes. All the way in. Sink that lovely human cock all the way into my catgirl pussy.

Burn the right In the privilege. And I just wanna get fucked so hard. Now. Just keep thrusting it in and out of me. I'll get wetter the more you do it, which It means you can go faster and faster.

Oh. Oh, this is so much better than having to kill you. I sit on a pedestal all day. Then I won't have to do either of those things anymore. I can go back to just being a stripper as my job.

Well, it's more of a hobby that pays a lot of money and keeps me in catnipping raw fish. But it's a really fun hobby. But so is this even if I don't get paid for it. I could, I guess. But it's more fun to be 1 than to be bought.

If a man was paying me to put his cock in my pussy, it wouldn't feel as good. Definitely not as good as this. Yes. Wait, Isis. Fuck my pussy harder.

Your cock is like catnip because it's driving me crazy. I can't think with it in me, but I don't need to. I just need to move with you, moan, and Oh, I feel so much pleasure. Catgirls don't go in the heat like cats Stupid. You're making it feel like I'm a cat in heat.

Oh. No cum in me. Oh. That's another thing you've earned the right to do. I think your seat can make a little cat girl on me.

I'd love a little kitten girl of my own to raise and be all maternal too. And then teach her how to strip and other important things. But first, it's very important that you Coming me in very soon. Best day on the job ever. Even if it is my last day?

Say, since I am looking for a job, Do you maybe want to adventure together? I'm really awesome in a fight and even more awesome in bed. I'd still wanna strip at night, but it could be just for you. We could collect more of this Stupid gold stuff, and you can use it to buy me useful toys and other wonderful things, which in turn would encourage me to have sex with you more. Oh, you are so wonderful.

Trust me. You will not regret this, Especially when your bond's deep into this hot little pussy's hot little pussy. You go gather your armor and the treasure, and I'll gather my clothes and a wounded bird I was saving for later, and we'll be off. On second thought, I'll just leave the boat. I've got something far more interesting to play with.