Hello. My name is mistress Tess. Welcome to a completely random title of a file with no particular significance. What? Welcome to an essential induction.
This file will make sense if you follow along. Please close your eyes now. Or maybe it won't It probably won't. Of course, it highly depends on how you choose to treat with this strange experience. I could say that you should focus on my words.
But that would almost sound like a suggestion, Wood Knut. This suggestion is an idea planted by the hypnotist in the subject's mind for them to execute later on. Did I just try to give you a suggestion? No. Of course not.
This is a very strange file. It doesn't actually make sense except for the parts where it does but that is practically never. Or perhaps very seldom. No. Maybe not.
Confused? You should be. But not because I said so. That wouldn't be a suggestion. And neither should your dee burn zebr into trance.
Because that is not your desire. In fact, you want to just listen. But not too much to this non essential induction. Which isn't an actual induction per se. Well, it is to some degree, if you consider …
Hello. My name is mistress Tess. Welcome to a completely random title of a file with no particular significance. What? Welcome to an essential induction.
This file will make sense if you follow along. Please close your eyes now. Or maybe it won't It probably won't. Of course, it highly depends on how you choose to treat with this strange experience. I could say that you should focus on my words.
But that would almost sound like a suggestion, Wood Knut. This suggestion is an idea planted by the hypnotist in the subject's mind for them to execute later on. Did I just try to give you a suggestion? No. Of course not.
This is a very strange file. It doesn't actually make sense except for the parts where it does but that is practically never. Or perhaps very seldom. No. Maybe not.
Confused? You should be. But not because I said so. That wouldn't be a suggestion. And neither should your dee burn zebr into trance.
Because that is not your desire. In fact, you want to just listen. But not too much to this non essential induction. Which isn't an actual induction per se. Well, it is to some degree, if you consider conversational trends an induction.
It hardly follows any patterns of a legitimate induction. But who cares? It's perfectly fine. Of course, nothing less you don't want it to be fine. I suppose it can be either way you like.
I don't care. Wanna start over? Just for the heck of it. Something something confusion or whatever. Hello!
My name is Ugh, you know what my name is already This is silly. Welcome to a file with a randomly generated title. This file idea is the most original out of my list of the least original ideas I could think of. Yes, clearly. Very original.
Did I mention that this file idea is very original? Maybe if I repeat it a few more times, then it might stick. You see, repetition is kind of a big thing in hypnosis. The more he repeats a concept or an idea, the more likely it is to stick in the listener's mind. That is totally not what I'm trying to do here.
Not at all. I'm just informing you of all those interesting concepts. I'm not trying to induce a trans here. You see, there is absolutely no hypnosis in play here. This is hardly an actual induction.
Just an innocent conversation. Rambling, meandering You know, the usual. Yes. You may be going a little deeper into terms the more you listen to me speak. But is that really hypnosis?
Come now. Don't be silly. It's just a neat little side effect of enjoying my banter. Nothing more. I did not suggest anything, either.
I did not do any of those countdowns, which, by the way, is another way of obtaining a chance. But that's not the point. He didn't tell you that your body feels heavier or lighter. He did not describe any vivid scenarios. Emotions, sensations things that you're supposed are not supposed to fail.
So, is this really an induction? Is my voice simply soothing and pleasant to listen to so stick around a little longer to see what happens next. Carrying you deeper into trance with every sentence No matter how silly or out of touch it is It's fine. You're listening to an unsensual induction. Some critics may even point out that this shouldn't be labeled as an induction at all.
This is just a bunch of nonsense glued together in semi coherent sentences with some logic and information thrown in there for good measure. Maybe. I wouldn't know. Unless I do. Do I know?
I think I should know or not? Nah, it must be true. Because I said so. But have you considered the option that maybe it isn't, so Thinking is kind of hard. Of course, don't take that as a suggestion or anything.
It's just your mind trying to connect the dots in this non essential mess of an induction. Which really isn't a real induction. Or, well, maybe it is. You don't want to think too hard on this. Oh, for the record, that was totally not a suggestion either.
So, we've established some things with this interesting concept of an idea, of something, and not absolutely nowhere at all. There are some basic things that maybe you'll understand better. If we repeat that, you know? Let's go over it again. You know this bit by heart, don't you?
Hello. My name is mistress something. Welcome to totally not an induction. This file doesn't aim to put you in trance. Or maybe it does.
Does it? Maybe. I wouldn't know. Would you? Clearly, we're all confused here.
Not that I suggest that or anything. Give it a thought for a second. But not more than a second. At no point did I tell you to drop. Nor did I snap my fingers.
Those 2 combined Tend to have this funny effect on some individuals like yourself. But I didn't do either of those. Because this is not an induction. There's absolutely no hypnosis here. And you are not in trance.
You're just relaxed. A little amused, but mostly wondering what I'm trying to achieve here. Or, y'know Maybe you're irritated. That's just as likely. It's fun to listen to me dwell on the unimportant.
Especially if it makes little to no sense. It gives you a wonderful sensation of something Or nothing. You either got what you wanted out of this, or you don't. Pretty simple, really. Just sorry you got at least something out of this experience.
Or maybe you didn't. I don't know. Do you? Well, since nothing took place here, I don't need to snap my fingers or anything, do I? I'm not in trance.
Or are you? Well, for good measure. Wait. So really nothing happened here. No hypnosis at all, I think.