Hello. My name is Mistress Tess. Welcome to a terrible induction. This file will take you deep down in a very questionable way. Possibly.
I mean, it will most certainly take you so deep. Probably. Yes. You're going to feel your body relaxed to a wonderful state of trance and stuff. What?
You expect me to be serious about this? Perhaps you've come to the wrong place. But you will find yourself in trance. Eventually. Most likely.
Or, maybe not. Stick around to find out. Or don't. Whatever you choose, it is absolutely fine. I am here to entertain the thought of possibly going into a nice deep trance.
But it is going to be very silly. And by silly, I mean terrible. So terrible that you may ask yourself some questions about how you ended up listening to this terrible induction. So terrible that you actually find yourself kinda following along. I'd like to see how it unfolds.
See? Some things can be quite interesting when you don't worry too much about the things and the stuff. And just focus on my words As I talk about, well, things and stuff quite simple, really. You don't have to think about anything. And just focus …
Hello. My name is Mistress Tess. Welcome to a terrible induction. This file will take you deep down in a very questionable way. Possibly.
I mean, it will most certainly take you so deep. Probably. Yes. You're going to feel your body relaxed to a wonderful state of trance and stuff. What?
You expect me to be serious about this? Perhaps you've come to the wrong place. But you will find yourself in trance. Eventually. Most likely.
Or, maybe not. Stick around to find out. Or don't. Whatever you choose, it is absolutely fine. I am here to entertain the thought of possibly going into a nice deep trance.
But it is going to be very silly. And by silly, I mean terrible. So terrible that you may ask yourself some questions about how you ended up listening to this terrible induction. So terrible that you actually find yourself kinda following along. I'd like to see how it unfolds.
See? Some things can be quite interesting when you don't worry too much about the things and the stuff. And just focus on my words As I talk about, well, things and stuff quite simple, really. You don't have to think about anything. And just focus on my words or whatever.
It's so simple. It's so easy. So just relax and let go of your mind as you listen to this terrible induction. It is about as terrible as a lame joke that just keeps repeating itself in your mind, deep within. And you can't quite stop thinking about it.
Like little drops of stupidity slowly dripping into your mind. Thankfully, this won't affect you one bit. Or, well, at least not your intelligence. Other things, well, I can't quite promise. That would be kind of silly.
But this is indeed a terrible induction. So why would it even happen? It's not like you're going deeper and deeper into trance with every sentence or anything. I'm just talking about nonsense, and you're listening to this nonsense. So deeply captivated but these words of wisdom or something I wouldn't know.
It's not like this is anything clever or well planned. It's not like there's an end goal, other than the promise of a trans. Probably. At some point. Maybe maybe there is.
Maybe there isn't. Maybe there will be some drops along the way as you find yourself doubting why you are affected by this terrible induction. Your mind shouldn't just give in to my words and float away to endless oceans of relaxation. Because this kind of induction really shouldn't work. And yet, you find your mind drifting away.
Your thoughts going somewhere else your mind becomes quieter as it is filled by these questionable words. It's a terrible induction after all. You know it I know it. And yet you find yourself going deeper and deeper into trance. And there isn't actually anything wrong with that.
I mean you want to relax And enjoy a nice, calming trance. Does it really matter if these things make sense or not? Your mind could be going to all sorts of places, not having to worry about the things and the stuff that may or may not be relevant at all at this moment. And that's fine. You don't need to think as your mind sinks.
You don't need to do anything but enjoy this relaxation That is possibly going through your body right now in places and maybe other places, too. But that's basically not important. This relaxation is real, and you can probably feel it somewhere Deep within or maybe not. It is a terrible induction after all. And you aren't going deeper and deeper in the trance.
Unless you find yourself maybe focusing a little too hard on these words. Or maybe not focusing, but rather letting them flow through you. And you don't even have a moment to give them a thought. Maybe they're just there in the background. Perhaps that's better.
This way, you won't dwell under meaning. And perhaps consider them fairly intelligent and clever, completely ignoring the nature of this terrible induction. Because I'm not actually terrible at writing these scripts, am I? No. I went out of my way To make this one as terrible as I could without driving us both nuts.
And that's rather kind of me, is it not? Thoughts about things and stuff and some more things, probably, shouldn't bother you when I start counting down from 10 to whatever. And you'll find yourself going to some places, probably, if you let it. 10. Thinking deeper somewhere.
But I wouldn't know. 9. No thoughts or anything at all because I said that. And other things. 8 Listening to this terrible induction.
Enjoying every moment of it. Or maybe not. 7, relaxing to the sound of my voice and hopefully ignoring the nonsense that comes from my mouth. 6. You don't need to think when you can relax and enjoy this questionable induction.
5. Is this even an induction? Or is it merely an idiotic conversation with some hypnotic language? Or would you be able to tell? Or would you rather not even give it a thought says you drift away into blankness.
3. Becoming blank and empty Or something like that. 2 not much left to do. I'm supposed to snap my fingers soon or something, say some words that with a special meaning to you. But that's expected.
And so what if I don't do that? And instead, I just keep talking about stuff Fun of things? 1, and if I do keep talking about the stuff and the things, Would you even mind? There is nothing much to do but listen to this terrible induction and see it through. As you were promised, a nice, soothing trance, eventually.
And when we finally do, probably, Possibly, maybe get there. You will feel amazing. Or maybe not. I don't know. This is a terrible induction and you can just drop.
No more thoughts. No more nonsense. Just drifting away into a place of your choice where you can relax and bask in this feeling of finally letting go of your mind for a little while Because thoughts aren't necessary. You can just relax and let go. Becoming more and more blank with every sentence.
Feeling yourself carried to this amazing sensation. After all the nonsense of this terrible induction maybe there is. There's something nice to it. Or maybe not. Maybe I'm just talking out of my ass.
This is a terrible induction, after all. And it can get even worse if I end it now. All this nonsense to build up to this awful finish. That would be rather disappointing. But you're the one who chose to listen to a file called a terrible induction.
So really, this one may be on you. So for your sake, I hope you've scheduled another file after this one so you can enjoy depth just a little more. If not, well as soon as my voice ends, you can question all sorts of things. Like, for example, how you ended up in trance. Listening to this terrible induction.
Remember, I tried my best to make this as terrible as I could. So please, cherish that effort. Or else I may attempt a worse one.