Hello. My name is mistress Tess. Welcome to silly soda. If you're listening to this recording, it means that you've been chosen among our volunteers and contractors to try out the newest creation from the mistress test hypno facility, The silly soda. We call it silly soda, but really, it's just flavored water.
Our PR team wins with silly soda because it sounds better than silly water, so Anyway, With this recording, you should receive a bottle of our silly soda for testing. I hope you have it with you. If not, please grab it and get it ready for testing. You have it? Good.
Now, I'll briefly explain what you should expect from this experience. The silly soda is an experimental drink, so different people may experience different things. But the general consensus is that you should be Periencing some form of fuzziness, blankness, a temporary IQ reduction, and possibly some giggling. Now that you know what you should be expecting to experience, we may begin. As with all hypno facility products, We require you to stick to the instructions given to you with the product to maximize the potential.
So, please, Listen to my words as I guide you into the …
Hello. My name is mistress Tess. Welcome to silly soda. If you're listening to this recording, it means that you've been chosen among our volunteers and contractors to try out the newest creation from the mistress test hypno facility, The silly soda. We call it silly soda, but really, it's just flavored water.
Our PR team wins with silly soda because it sounds better than silly water, so Anyway, With this recording, you should receive a bottle of our silly soda for testing. I hope you have it with you. If not, please grab it and get it ready for testing. You have it? Good.
Now, I'll briefly explain what you should expect from this experience. The silly soda is an experimental drink, so different people may experience different things. But the general consensus is that you should be Periencing some form of fuzziness, blankness, a temporary IQ reduction, and possibly some giggling. Now that you know what you should be expecting to experience, we may begin. As with all hypno facility products, We require you to stick to the instructions given to you with the product to maximize the potential.
So, please, Listen to my words as I guide you into the right state of mind for this experience. I would like you to look at the bottle. Just focus your eyes on it and listen. Listen to every single word I say. Because of my words will help you achieve the desired state for this experience.
And as you focus, Stare deeply and slowly let go of your doubts. You will find that it's easier to get more and more comfortable With the thought that this experiment will yield great results. You want to be fuzzy and blink. You want to feel your intelligence fade away into the background for a little while. You want things to be simpler, easier, perhaps even funnier?
It can all happen to you As long as you listen and focus. Stare at the bottle. Keep your eyes on it. And it's okay if it becomes a little difficult to keep them open. There's nothing wrong with that.
Just keep staring to the best of your ability. You're doing wonderfully. As you stare, The background just kind of fades away. It's just you, my voice and the bottle. Nothing else is really all that important at this very moment.
It's okay to focus on just these Things. You. My voice. And the bottle. Continuing to stare.
Not just because I instructed you to do so, but because it actually feels good to stare. So just focus your eyes on just 1 object as your ears focus on my words. It's a nice feeling like nothing else matters right now. Just you, My voice and the bottle. And as your eyelids get heavier and heavier, It's okay if you want to let go.
Wanting to go deeper in the trance is absolutely desirable And we both know that's what you want right now. It also helps that it would greatly assist us in our experiments. So I'm going to count down numbers that may just disappear into nothingness. 10, 9, stare, focus, listen. 8, 7.
You want to let go. 6, 5. Deeper and deeper. 43. Islands so heavy.
2. One. You want to close them, but not yet. 10, 9, 8. Deeper.
7, 6, 5. Barely able to keep your eyes open. 4, 3, 2. Almost there. 1.
But not quite yet. 10, 9, 8 drop. And the numbers fade away. Your eyelids close. Your eyes rest.
Your mind relaxes And you continue to listen. Continue to focus on my words. Even if the numbers may return, your focus on my words remains the same. 7. 6.
Wake. Focusing once more on the bottle because you've been instructed to do so. 5, 4 but not for long because with every week there's a drop. 3, 2, 1. Wake.
Experiment's over. Welcome back. No, not really. But teasing is my expertise and I wouldn't leave it out of my pre recorded messages. Just come on.
You know exactly what you signed up for, don't you? Drop. 54321, drop. Deeper, deeper, down. In a moment, I'm going to ask you to open your eyes again.
Yes, I know you're deeply fractionated, but you can do this at your own pace. Your instructions are simple. Open the bottle, take a sip from the silly soda, and when you do that You will notice that a certain feeling of blankness and fuzziness begins to wash over you. It may not happen right away. Perhaps in a few seconds or so, but it will happen.
Open your eyes now While still remaining in France. And do as I instructed. No need to drink too much just yet. And as you drink, you feel those familiar feelings of blankness, fuzziness and even some nice warmth Begin to spread across your body. It's as if you just had your favorite meal.
Or maybe a good snack. Something that makes you feel really good. And the silly soda does just that. It's what we designed it to do. Making you feel more and more blank.
Wonderfully fuzzy. Happy. It's what you want to feel right now. Take another sip. Notice how these feelings grow stronger the more you drink.
Of course, I do ask you to take it slowly because the instructions require you to do so. It would only be fitting to follow my instructions to the best of your ability. You know it pays off. Take another sip. This time, you may drink a little more than earlier.
And with the silly soda spreading through your body, you can notice how your thoughts just kind of slow down To the point where even simple sentences become a little more difficult to form. Short answers that seem to work best. Yes. No. Maybe.
Anything longer feels like a chore. Your intelligence is just slipping away into nothingness stored away in some secret box that is really difficult to reach right now. So difficult that you'd just rather not bother. I mean, you could. But why?
It's so much nicer to let yourself be dumped down Just for a little while. Enjoying the fuzziness and the blankness provided by the silly soda. The mindlessness. The IKEA reduction. It all feels so good.
So right. So fun. And you just can't help but drink some more. It's what you want. It's what will make you feel incredible.
It's only right to do what is good for you. And that is drinking some more of the silly soda. So drink some more. Enjoy yourself. Feel yourself becoming a dumber, simpler individual.
Blank and mindless. Happy and careless. No difficult thoughts in mind. Just happiness. Fuzziness.
Blankness. Silliness. Maybe something as simple as a boop on your nose could make you giggle. It's a simpler state of mind that you can enjoy to the fullest. Why not?
There's nothing stopping you. There are no obligations right now. So just revel in this feeling. Feel free to continue consuming the silly soda at your own pace. Maybe even stretch it out for the whole day.
Who knows? Maybe you'll find yourself enjoying this a little too much. The effects will wear off eventually. What? Well, you see, eventually you'll have to get it out of your system.
I won't Specify because I do believe you understand what I'm saying. But, yes. Upon your next visit to the bathroom, You will find that as soon as you get it out of your system, the effects fade away. Until then, you can continue the drink And enjoy yourself. Oh, and of course, make sure to report any further discoveries to our Hypno facility For further study we wish to keep improving our products so our clients can continue being the happy, Mindless hypnafacility connoisseurs, they are Thank you for testing our products.
The master's test hypnother facility is glad to have you on board. Enjoy the silly soda. We're looking forward to hearing from you.